Misslyckat skämt 1.0

Veckans mest misslyckade skämt.

Kollega 1: Ska du till systemet nu?
Kollega 2: Ja, man får ju inte glömma det viktigaste.
Jag: Och annars kommer man ju inte lyckas med att glömma bort hela helgen sen.

Totalt tystnad.

The Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever puppy conversation

My co-worker brings her pup to work.
Later.

Male co-worker: Did you see the dog?

Me: Yes. Wasn't it cute?!

Male co-worker: Yup. It's totaly sickening...