Usually he's quite grumpy about all the stupidity in the world.
Today he couldn't stop smiling, even though he'd been up all night thinking about this great idea for our project-work in school. He shined like a sun, enjoyed his coffee and talked about the old greeks.
Therefor Johan, this is your new self-image. Keep it with you at all times.
Obama says that he's going to close Guantanamo Bay.
- The united states of america is not a country which practises torture.
Thank you.
I wonder what it's like for George W Bush to know that he's going down in history as one of the most violent, dumbest and meanest presidents ever.
Yesterday I thanked my lucky star that he wasn't president during the Cuba-crisis. He'd gone: "Let's nuke 'em!" and I or you wouldn't be here.
Note: In Swedish Barack is a house which contains many people. We usually use barack as a substitute for our ordinary buildings. They're practical, everyone fits and are able to satisfy their basic needs.
I guess everyone at one point or another did something really strange in order to attract a mate.
Being funny
Having a cool car
Big boobs
Being intelligent
We might say that "I don't do what I do to impress anyone", but I'm a firm believer that everything starts there. With trying to impress.
If the result of what impresses people gives you satisfaction in other ways, that's merely a plus.
That's why birds mating rituals sums it all up so nicely. The bird doesn't have a very abstract plan when he does what he does, he just wants to survive as best he can. He's not that different from us. It's just that we have more means of methods.
However this bird is really creative about strutting his stuff.
(Now, doesn't he remind you of Usher, Michael or Justin?)
We have a very tasty Swedish drink called "Must" and it really is a must for christmas and easter.
The strange thing about this drink however is that it's only sold in stores during this time, and under the names "JulMust" (Christmas Must) and "PåskMust" (Easter Must).
Another thin is that Must completly deminish Coca Cola's sales. To such and extent that Coca Cola decided to buy the biggest Must-brand, threating to withdraw the Must. All hell broke loose and Coca Cola had to surrender.
Conclusion: Don't ever mess with a Swede regarding our Must!
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