Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Let's Barack 'em!


Obama says that he's going to close Guantanamo Bay.

- The united states of america is not a country which practises torture.

Thank you.



I wonder what it's like for George W Bush to know that he's going down in history as one of the most violent, dumbest and meanest presidents ever.


Yesterday I thanked my lucky star that he wasn't president during the Cuba-crisis. He'd gone: "Let's nuke 'em!" and I or you wouldn't be here.



Note: In Swedish Barack is a house which contains many people. We usually use barack as a substitute for our ordinary buildings. They're practical, everyone fits and are able to satisfy their basic needs.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Bird-watching


I guess everyone at one point or another did something really strange in order to attract a mate.
  • Being funny

  • Having a cool car

  • Big boobs

  • Being intelligent
We might say that "I don't do what I do to impress anyone", but I'm a firm believer that everything starts there. With trying to impress.
If the result of what impresses people gives you satisfaction in other ways, that's merely a plus.

That's why birds mating rituals sums it all up so nicely.
The bird doesn't have a very abstract plan when he does what he does, he just wants to survive as best he can.
He's not that different from us. It's just that we have more means of methods.

However this bird is really creative about strutting his stuff.





(Now, doesn't he remind you of Usher, Michael or Justin?)

Friday, November 14, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Must is a must!


We have a very tasty Swedish drink called "Must" and it really is a must for christmas and easter.

The strange thing about this drink however is that it's only sold in stores during this time, and under the names "JulMust" (Christmas Must) and "PåskMust" (Easter Must).

Another thin is that Must completly deminish Coca Cola's sales. To such and extent that Coca Cola decided to buy the biggest Must-brand, threating to withdraw the Must. All hell broke loose and Coca Cola had to surrender.

Conclusion: Don't ever mess with a Swede regarding our Must!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Things on B: babes and birds

Current youtube favorites:



Monday, November 10, 2008

Nadal's search is over!

Nadal finaly found his aquiptment after endless searching his pants.
According to Mail Online he's dating a spanish beauty from his hometown.

And the sexual inuendos don't end here...

Let me present Nadals most potent weapon (according to BBC sport):


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Drugs are really cool!

It's just as hard to kick the habit of smoking as it is to quit heroine.
Still, you never hear somebody tell a heroine-addict to just lay off it.

I've never touched a drug besides cigarettes, alcohol and that one time at 13 when I wrapped as chewing gum around a fag and smoked it (which landed me a one-minute high).
Other than that I've never even craved it, in the back of my mind I've known that I'd probably like it too much.


At the same time all the contact I've ever had with drugs have been bad:
  • I dated a guy who suffered server psychological damages from drug-use (among other things). He was completely messed up and someday he couldn’t leave his home. Sometimes I was scared to be around him.
  • I dated another guy who did drugs. I remember how he called me - being really sexually offensive and I went "ehh... what?" later he told me that it was a due to him taking coke. I really didn't know how to react. Should I just dump him straight of just cause he did drugs?
  • I've been with friends while they've been smoking marijuana and seen them get bad kicks when I didn't know what to do.
  • I also dated another guy who told me that he was a fairly well adjusted former-addict. He told me the heart-gripping story about how he gave up the shit when he arrived to the place that he shared with a couple of friends and found his childhood friend dead from OD-ing.
  • One of my classmates got killed. He had been an addict for many years and the reason was money he owed for drugs.
  • My friends brother is an addict and he steels from his own family and is completely untrustworthy. I've seen the disappointment and hurt he's cost my friend.
No, I do not think drugs are cool.