He (looking through his wallet): Do you ever go through your wallet and find all these phone numbers and wonder who the fuck gave it to you, cause you can't remember?
Me: Oh, so you're having one of those who-the-fuck-is-this-moments?
He: Yeah, definitely.
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And speaking of moments how about those times when you're walking down the street or the hallway and from a distance you see a person you know and need to say "Hello" to.
Isn't it hard coming up with the perfect timing for that "hello"?
And doesn't the time elapsing before and after the "hello" always feel awkward?
Moments-taking-amounts-of-skill-to-master.
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