Lesson 1: Swedish - English - Being really sheep

I buy pink sheet.


This is hillarious if your 9 years old (when my mother had her first english lesson with me).

Some swedish words to explain the "joke":
I [Ai] = Ouch
Bajs [Bays] = Poop
Pinka [Pinka] = Pee
Skita [Skii(/a)ta] = (to) Shit

Translation:
Ouch poop, pee shit.


... and speaking of sheep jokes, this is the best commercial in years:

For Johan

Usually he's quite grumpy about all the stupidity in the world.

Today he couldn't stop smiling, even though he'd been up all night thinking about this great idea for our project-work in school.
He shined like a sun, enjoyed his coffee and talked about the old greeks.

Therefor Johan, this is your new self-image. Keep it with you at all times.