Words from MySpace - At Last

... My shop.

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Words from MySpace - The "vic": John & Jane Doe

I've been home ill. Watching, amoungst other things CSI. In CSI they often refer to the victim as one of these 3 persons; Vic, John Doe or Jane Doe (husband and wife?)
Anyway, it made me start a brief investigation of my own.
Well... I googled them and these are my result:s:

Vic (the one on the left):

Jane Doe (this felt a bit uneasy to see)

John Doe (aperently from some TV-series)

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In other (and somewhat funnier) news I heard that Sharon Stones breats are nominated for worst on screen duo in that opposite to oscars thing.

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Just nu tittar : Pump up the Volume

Words from MySpace - Steps

Last night I dreamt I had a boyfriend who came to me high as a fucking coyote (on acid) and I knew he'd commit suicide later on.

This was the kind of dream were facts of the future was just as firm as the past is in reality so there was nothing I could do about him killing himself, only spend time with him, and it felt bloody weird. We took a plane to London to visit Elton John and got drunk in a bar.
To top it off I had to keep track of his son who he also brought with him.
He, on his side, was taking his first uncertain steps in life.

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Words from MySpace - Complexions

Today I've come to two conclusions:

1. This guy has a this guy complex.

2. There really is a need for humans to put pretty things in our mouths. Why that is I don't know.

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Words from MySpace - Goldfishes & being a Rabbit

Ok, about them goldfishes...
I have to clear up the confusion and the false accusations about goldfishes suffering from a very shallow memory - being stupid even... It's not true. I base this on an episode of "Mythbusters" that I watched where they trained the goldfish to go through a labyrinth in order to get their food. Which the Goldfishes successfully learned how to do, and this faster and faster for each time.

After giving it a long hard thought I concluded to myself that it cannot only be instinct (the smell of food) cause then they wouldn't do it faster and faster would they? They clearly must have remeberd the "signs".
Besides everybody knows that all things shown on TV is true anyway!

For further explanation see previous entry. ************ Just nu tittar : The Departed (Widescreen Edition)

Words from MySpace - Awesome!

But what if you're not a rabbit???

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Words from MySpace - Stuff I know about the body

1. Body hair grows more during the winter than it does during the summer. It's to protect us from the cold.

2. Kids who are born during the spring usually grow taller then kids born during the later seasons. The theory is that it's cause sunlight stimulates growth.

3. You burn more calories when it's cold.

You can draw you own conclusions...

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Todays award for weirdest thing goes to the Ashley treatment.
In short Ashley's 9 years old and mentally disabled, therefore her parents decided to stop her growth by estrogen therapy, avoiding menstruation and cramps by removing the uterus and limiting growth of the breasts by removing the early breast buds.
Horrendous!

More here.

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Words from MySpace - Gullbert

So, there was this guy called Gullbert who hated his name. (Gullbert would be Cudd(ly)bert (not very manly-like) if you translated it and although it's alright for a Swedish female to be named Gullan (Cuddlie), Gullbert just doesn't cut it - no parents in a sane state of mind would ever call their baby that - apart from these parents. (I'll get back to why later on.)

When Gullbert reached the glorious age of 18 he was able to change his name to something plain and simple, like Lars.
From the other side of the counter, at the institution you visit to make name-changes he saw that Gullbert was still mentioned as one of his names. "I don't want Gullbert anywhere", he said and the women answer that it was impossible to change it all together "Since you where born with this name, and has used it since your birth".
So Gullbert made a forced entry over the counter and crossed out "Gullbert" himself.
Since that day no one's called him Gullbert again.

Adding to the story: When Gullbert was born there were these complications, but both he and his mother survived the ordeal. As a thanks to the doctor Gullbert parents thought they'd honour him by naming their son after him. Only they didn't quite get his name which was Gilbert, not Gullbert.

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Just nu lyssnar : Embrya Av Maxwell

Words from MySpace - Wonder

I wonder if Laura Bush ever feels how the morning sandwich grows in her mouth as she watches her husband from across the table.

And I wonder if Geroge ever wakes up in coldsweat in the middle of the night wondering to himself if he's doing the right thing?

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Words from MySpace - 2 Qoute NKOTB

A couple of weeks before the end of last year I dusted off the old expression, that "you can not perform magic with your knees".
Now I realize that the continuation is: You have to use your heart, brain and your hands.

Or in the words of the great NKOTB:
Step by step...

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