A sweet love poem

My beloved is white and ruddy.
His skin is as the most fine gold.
His cheeks are as a bed of spices.
Even though he hasn't washed since last December.

His eyes are as the eyes of doves.
His body is as bright ivory.
His legs are as pillars of marble.
In pants so dirty they stand by themselves.

He is altogether lovable.
But he'll always be a two-bit punk.
So he'll never be my beloved.
What a shame.

Translated from the Hebrew Bible

Nudity

There's a commercial about a gadget you can instal on your mobilephone; The Nudist-watcher with the intent to let you fool friends that you actually can see through someones clothes.
It seems completly un.timely in this century of nudity.

I've made a list for potential clients interested in nudity:

• Use the internet instead (it contains loads of *nudity)
• Join a nudist club
• Use your own mirror (while naked)

If you use any of these tips please insert the fee of $2 to my account.

* The nudity included in this blogpost is reguarded as a free sample.

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My Words about love and life

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My contributions to six-word memoirs about Love & Heartbreak, or plain life...