Thursday, January 29, 2009

Mothers!


While i'm looking at this, it hits me that all the people i know reguards their mother as the smarter one.. Even the guy in the wardrobe who's father he never knew agreed.

Monday, January 26, 2009

The figure skating file:


At the pub you usually find a group of guys who's there for beer and soccer on the telly. A couple of months ago I questioned why there's no other sports fan clicks in the bar?

I must confess that I've watched tennis in bars and that's ok with people, but if and when I scream and shout about Federers beautiful forehand people look at me funny.

A couple of months ago I decided to experement with the soccer watchers monopoly of TV's in bars. My plan was to try it out on figure skating - visit a bar with a TV and ask to watch figure skating. Just as people watch soccer.

Last week the european championships finally came. I decided to try to watch the mens final in a bar.
I knew that it would be inpossible to watch it in a real sportsbar like O'learys, they have scheduals on what they show. Luckely we remembered that at one of our regular places they had a TV, so we went there.
There were no other sports on for the night, just some documentary. So we got to watch the final. Not without complaints though - one of the guys in the bar obviously got so provoked by the sparkeling ice skaters that he very loudly had to point that out. I think he thought it reinforced his manhood on some level. The other guys joined in. Everyone apart from one who quietly watched some of it. He was drunk but I swear there were joy in his eyes.

When we left the very sweet waitress were stuck in the bar having to defend changing the channel to figure skating. She told them; "I actually like figure skating!" and we loudly stated that we loved it too, as we thanked for a nice evening and went our way...

Conclusion: I strongly recommend you to grab a friend for the next sporting event you like. Head for the bar and end the soccer monopoly, it ads more diversity, and, if figure skaking - glitter and sparkle to the world!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Gravity


Our country is not slippery when wet, it's slippery when cold.
Today I tried my best to hold on, not to slide off the planet.

When I was a kid and realized there was space on the other side of the clouds I asked my mother why we didn't just go there. Why were we stuck on earth?
The way I'm telling it, it seems I wanted to go there but I didn't. I had learned that we couldn't survive there.
My mother said that gravity keep us here and gravity was some kind of power, so I wondered what if gravity just stoped. She said that then we would pop out and fly into space... but that wouldn't happened, cause there would always be gravity holding us back and here.
I was still afraid.

Later I learned about Newton.
I like the guy. Especially on a filosophical level.

According to Newton there is mass, and mass contains gravity. The bigger the mass to more it attracts other mass. If there wasnt' marcury, earth, mars and a whole bunh of other planets, venus (the closest planet to the sun) would probably slipp into the sun. But us other planets are used as the oposite force of the sun and keeps it on status quo.
The further away one mass is from the other the less is the influence of it's gravity.

Indications of Newtons principal being true on a smaller and more earthy level:
Everyone leaves for places with more sun when they can hence they are drawn to the sun.

Indications of Newtons principal being false on a smaller and more earthy level:
If we were drawn to mass, then we would be attracted and drawn towards heavy and "fat" people since they contain more mass. But we are not. In fact many people are repulsed by it.

On the other hand that might just be us humans being... uhh... us humans. In the animal kindom being heavy is a sign of someone who doesn't have problems finding food . And such a partner would in fact be a great catch.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I found someone!

I was desperate for new music. Tired of listening to same old - same old.
I found last.fm, apparently 3 years after everyone else and just as people are going mad about Spotify.
Well, well, since I'm looking for new stuff to listening to last.fm suits me more. And I've finally found a way to ease my mind on japanese pop, of which I don't understand a single word.

Combined with the 80's it makes me quite happy.
Of course I feel like sharing.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Spicy meatballs and dancing

I've discovered that barbeque-oil is great for frying meatballs. Adds some extra spice.

I'd also like to present one of my favourite clips from the youtube jungle - it's about this guy who attends a wedding after a cold and especially long russian winter, which he mostly spent at home, listening to music - watching mtv, dancing and dancing, one vodka after the other.
Then spring comes and a couple of his friends decide to marry. The russian guy brings every move he's collected during the long winter and discos the night away:




Don't forget to vote on your favourite love song.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

In the mood for love

At www.bestsongever.com you can vote for your favourite songs. You can also see which rank your favourite song has and which songs currently hold the lead.

There’s no surprises here. Bohemian Rhapsody is still the best song ever. (The world may tumble and turn but Queen will remain on top). Not that it upsets me. Bohemian Rhapsody is a good, yes, even a great song.



Inspired by all the lists of yesterday and by music in general I thought I’d conduct my own survey on the subject.
In short; Ten songs and since Valentines day is just around the corner I’d thought we’d stick to the subject of Löve.

Vote on your favourite. By February 10th I’ll present the complete list as voted by you.


The nominated songs are:

  1. Time after time – Cyndi Lauper
  2. You’re All I Need To Get By – Aretha Franklin (link sung by Gladys Knight)
  3. The way you look tonight – Tony Bennett
  4. Alone – Heart
  5. Your Song – Elton John
  6. I Think I Love You - David Cassidy
  7. Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye
  8. Sweet Child O Mine – Guns N’ Roses
  9. First Time – Robin Beck
  10. Father Figure – George Michael
  11. Too Lost In You – Sugababes
  12. I Wish U Heaven - Prince
  13. In The Deep - Bird York
  14. Loosing My Religion - Tori Amos

If there’s a great love song you miss among the contestants drop me a line and I just might add it. But please know that I’ve tried to only nominate love songs which celebrate love, not about someone’s lack thereof.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Note to self!

Never forget that strange and miraculous things sometimes happened.



You can read more about the amazing story of Steven Bradbury on wiki, or find out what he's up to now on his homepage.

The post on lists


I've become addicted to "the book of lists".

Over I like lists. It tempts the more organised part of myself in much the same way as I like art. I can't paint, but I admire the work of people who can.

So far my favourite list is 13 animals who've been prosecuted.

I also enjoyed "High Fidelity" (Nick Hornby) much due to all the lists he made.
My favorite list from that book:

Rob's Top Five Bands or Musicians Who Will Have To Be Shot Come the Musical Revolution
  1. Simple Minds
  2. Michael Bolton
  3. U2
  4. Bryan Adams
  5. Genesis
Birgittas Top Five Bands or Musicians Who Will Have To Be Shot Come the Musical Revolution
  1. Per Gessle (of Roxette)
  2. Westlife
  3. Shaggy
  4. The Macarena-chics
  5. Aaron Carter

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Klara, färdiga!


Me: How old are you?
Klara: 3 years.
Me: Oh.. That means you won't remeber me the next time I see you.
Klara ponders this for a while. Then she says: No, but I remember you now.