Instuctions:
1. Learn how to speak Frensh.This way no one will get what you're trying to say which enhances your're chances to get into a fight in the first place.
2. Be blue, (like the aliens in that "I'm blue, la-da-di-da-da-daa"-song or any of the smurfs).
3. Become a wizard and learn how to perform various magical trix.
4. Win the fight.
Example:
I've noticed that of all the birds the Penguin by far is the coolest one. Just think of all the movies (The great Penguin resque, Happy Feet), series (Pingu and The Penguin from Batman) and art (various) we make in celebration of this master of swiming and silly walks.
I've asked around about why.
Folke said that we probably like Penguins because they're always looking sharp - dressed up in their tuxedos! 
I got caught up in the Swedish Chef-swamp and as some might know I'm spreading the disease. 
As a kid however the Swedish Chef scared the hell out of me (as did most of the characters in "the Muppet show"), one of the major reasons was that I didn't understand a single word coming out of his slightly furry mouth. Which psychologically meant going from excitement when he got introduced as The Swedish Chef to huge disappointment when feeling like a fool since I didn't get anything of what the guy was saying, let alone cooking? Imagine what that means to a 7-year old girl trying her best to make sense of the world.
Anyway... I've been you-tubing the Chef and scrolling down comments sometimes just as funny as the guy himself:
Or like that girl who found the Chef awful and racist (against Swedes)!?!
I redicided to use "Stronger" as my ringtone on my mobile and smile each time Kayne goes: "I need you to hurry up now, cause I can't wait no longer" just before I answer. I'm easily amused by very smal things.
And now I wonder what ringtone you use?
Another sorce of enjoyment is Calvin And Hobbes on Christmas and the world in these wintertimes:
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
//Your snowball in the air
Daddy called on Saturday to let me know that she arrived to this world last Monday:
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