New evidence has been found proving heterosexuality to be a choice and NOT something we inherit.
This means that all the assholes and all the stupid tramps you choose to run after are by own choice!
The good news is that at this place you can re-decide and go gay instead.
And while on the subject of change, at this other place you can change your star sign and on this third page you can change your age to your right one.
Good luck with yours and the entire worlds development.