To be quite honest cause-an-international-security-alert-week isn't going too well. Instead I've decided to put myself into training for another week. (the week of worship and devotion to another person.) I've selected Richard Cheese as my objective and I'm gonna spend my entire day preaching his greatness. I'll consider the mission a success if I get at least 5 more people to like him.
Visit http://www.iloverichardcheese.com/ for more. Download, buy and be amused (especially by his version of "stairway to heaven").