Instuctions:
1. Learn how to speak Frensh.This way no one will get what you're trying to say which enhances your're chances to get into a fight in the first place.
2. Be blue, (like the aliens in that "I'm blue, la-da-di-da-da-daa"-song or any of the smurfs).
3. Become a wizard and learn how to perform various magical trix.
4. Win the fight.
Example:
I've noticed that of all the birds the Penguin by far is the coolest one. Just think of all the movies (The great Penguin resque, Happy Feet), series (Pingu and The Penguin from Batman) and art (various) we make in celebration of this master of swiming and silly walks.
I've asked around about why.
Folke said that we probably like Penguins because they're always looking sharp - dressed up in their tuxedos! 
I got caught up in the Swedish Chef-swamp and as some might know I'm spreading the disease. 
As a kid however the Swedish Chef scared the hell out of me (as did most of the characters in "the Muppet show"), one of the major reasons was that I didn't understand a single word coming out of his slightly furry mouth. Which psychologically meant going from excitement when he got introduced as The Swedish Chef to huge disappointment when feeling like a fool since I didn't get anything of what the guy was saying, let alone cooking? Imagine what that means to a 7-year old girl trying her best to make sense of the world.
Anyway... I've been you-tubing the Chef and scrolling down comments sometimes just as funny as the guy himself:
Or like that girl who found the Chef awful and racist (against Swedes)!?!
I redicided to use "Stronger" as my ringtone on my mobile and smile each time Kayne goes: "I need you to hurry up now, cause I can't wait no longer" just before I answer. I'm easily amused by very smal things.
And now I wonder what ringtone you use?
Another sorce of enjoyment is Calvin And Hobbes on Christmas and the world in these wintertimes:
"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
//Your snowball in the air
Daddy called on Saturday to let me know that she arrived to this world last Monday:
 | Just nu tittar : Dress to Kill |
After years of trying on all the different shapes and sizes calenders come in, I've concluded that the most comfortable size for me is 12 * 6 cm.
Don't forget to buy your calender for 2008!
We quit the bowling-team and christmas is comming up. I said to Oliver that "I've got so much self-distance that sometimes I loose myself" and this is my extrajob, come visit me if you can. 
One more of those things you want to do in Japan:
Yesterday - by chance we ended up going to dinner with this girl from Japan who visited some friends. Keiko was great fun and it really is a shame that most japaneese people are located in Japan.
If Muhammed can't come to the mountain, the mountain must come to Muhammed.
So we made plans to visit in Tokyo (a trip I plan to take anyway - at some point) and while there I wanna say "hello" to those japaneese rockabilly-guys in the park.
I also want to rent a kareoke-room, sing and dance, have cute drinks and get so pissed that all other pissed-moments I've ever had would be embaressed by their own sane-ness.
What would you do in Japan/Tokyo?
 | Just nu tittar : Ratatouille |
Ok, so our parents obviously thought we were the stupidest people around, and no shit, to be fair there aren't too many kids who can brag about being Einstein. So we learned to cross the street with Anita & Televinken - these two highley reliable people thought us everything about standing still, looking right and left so not to get run over by cars ("children are soft and cars are hard")
Anita and Televinken is a lady and a pupet on a string with a flat face and a smile that never changes):
And then we had this guy namned Totte
Totte explained to us the right way to get dressed, as if that had been a major problem in the genreations before ours. ("you're not supposed to put on your shoes before you put on your socks... etc.")
No wonder that the motto of our generation is "here we are now, entertain us". By the age of 13 the biggest miracle of life must have been that we hadn't yet died from boredom after all the tidieus knowledge and the intellectual insults we've so far had to indure!
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Anyway... search and look through the animated short films from the students of vancouver film school. They're great!
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