Sunday, June 29, 2008

Slimming herbal tea



The Fineprint. says it's laxative! Haha

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Winnie



What winnie the pooh did last night...

Stupid ass.. I made a bet


On the 5th of september i'm supposed to wear these jeans.

I made a bet to wear a certain pair of jeans on September 5th.
The story is that I bought them but then gained a few kilos so I can't wear them anymore... and they're completely new.
Anyway I have about two months to lose some of my bum.

During theses weeks I've decided to try out a few different techniques.
This first week (after injuring my knee last week and therefor am unable to work out) I'll try out slimming herbal tea from Thailand.



I don't own a scale so any progress will be measured in my bums centimetres (cm). Starting on 106 (I just measured it.)
In order to get into those jeans I have to loose about 6 cm.

Any unlikely reader of this is free to write me tips on different things I might want to try out during these weeks.

Yours truly
Biggie

Friday, June 27, 2008

Words from MySpace - Stupid ass... made a bet

I made a bet to wear a certain pair of jeans on September 5th.
The story is that I bought them but then gained a few kilos so I can't wear them anymore... and they're completely new.
Anyway I have about two months to lose some of my bum.

During theses weeks I've decided to try out a few different techniques.
This first week (after injuring my knee last week and therefor am unable to work out) I'll try out slimming herbal tea from Thailand.

I don't own a scale so any progress will be measured in my bums centimetres (cm). Starting on 106 (I just measured it.)
In order to get into those jeans I have to loose about 6 cm.

Any unlikely reader of this is free to write me tips on different things I might want to try out during these weeks.

Yours truly
Biggie

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Two-Disc Special Edition)

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Words from MySpace - Sexual revolution

Our dog has reached puberty - lots of hormones going disco-dancing.

As a result she humps me.
However, I'm thinking it's just a faze, and as soon as she starts menstruating she'll get over it.

My mother however is very worried that her dog is homosexual.

The fact that her dog is humping a completely different species doesn't seem to bother her as much.

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Konichiwa Bitches/Cobrastyle

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Words from MySpace - Beer-watching

Yesterday we had beer.
In order to go outside for a quick smoke (after the non-smoking-law) you have to get someone reliable to watch your beer and yesterday it just so happend that at the next table was Frank Andersson. He used to be a Wrestling World Champion and still looks like someone you wouldn't want to hazzle with.
I asked him if he could watch our beer from suspicious substances and people. He said "Sure, I'll watch it".

I feel a beer has never been safer.

Ahh... these precious moments..

xxx

FACTS:

Frank Andersson (born May 9, 1956) is a Swedish former wrestler, most active around 1975 to 1983. In the World Championships, he won three gold medals and two silver ones. He won a bronze at the 1984 Summer Olympics.

Andersson wrestled professionally in World Championship Wrestling in the early 1990s.

He has a son, Isak, who was born in 1996 and a daughter, Anna Mira Amanda who was born in June 2006.

Words from MySpace - A couple of reviews

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

That's right, Girls truly just want to have fun.
Lesson 1 however: In order to have fun, avoid this movie completly.

Shooter

If Rambo and Bourne Identity had a baby this would be it.

Pump Up The Volume

Sweetness me, this surely couldn't be set today... no cellphones and an underground radioshow (where the guy plays a regular vinyl).

Watch it yourself to find out all the other reasons why this is a movie worth love.

Dumb and Dumber

and dumbest...

Damien: Omen II

My inner child just wet her pants

Less Than Zero

This is perhaps the first reason why Robert Downey Jr is so brilliant. It is also an interesting piece - being that it was made in an era of happy-go-lucky-teen-boop-movies. This movie shows the backside of being young and rich, drugs, sex and rock n roll...
It is also written by american psycho's - Bret Easton Ellis, supposedly semi-autobiographical
And I cried when I watched it.

Air Force One

Question one.. who bores you more Tom Hanks or Harrison Ford?

The Wedding Planner

I think this movie was a huge insperation to the writers of the wedding crashers..

The Black Dahlia

A huger disappointment then the emptiness in Josh Harnetts eyes... and I'm such a Ellroy-fan. :¨(

The Savages

Want a ticket to the greatest movie-experience in 5 years?
Swing by my place in half a year, pay 30 spänn in the door and I'll reserve you a seat.

The Rock

It is a good thing that Sean did all those Bond-films, that way you can spend the time you have while watching this movie coming up with a 100 different reasons why Bond-films are so much better than this flick.

The Virgin Suicides

Everybody said this was supposed to be a good and important movie.
I thought it was too arty-farty and didn't movie me in any other direction besides horizontally.

Memento

Am I drunk?
I don't feel drunk.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Who's Blue-Ray and why is he depressed?

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The Bucket List