R.O.C.K!

When I grow up I want to be a rock star.

It'll give me lots of guys - good looking guys with big muscles and great manhoods. I'll pick them myself from those hundreds of adoring fans. And then I'll screw them, use them and leave 'em.

And all my girlfriends will get jelous and want to be just like me.

I also want the guys to carry me around, feeding me grapes and champagne. Lots and lots!

And I want everyone to want me, to yell: "Birgitta, I love you, marry me, have my children!", and then they'll throw me their underwear, while I'm rocking on stage.

Perhaps that'll make me really feel loved.

The adventures of Hilda

Hilda is a different kind of Pin-up, painted by Duane Bryers.

I love most pin-up girls, but Hilda stands out and holds a very special place in my heart.
She's voluptuous - a vibrant red-head who's always up to something. In short she's a true role-model and perhaps the answer to the question of what happened to Pippi Longstockings when she finally grew up? She got renamed to Hilda Longstockings!

Lesson 1: Swedish - English - Being really sheep

I buy pink sheet.


This is hillarious if your 9 years old (when my mother had her first english lesson with me).

Some swedish words to explain the "joke":
I [Ai] = Ouch
Bajs [Bays] = Poop
Pinka [Pinka] = Pee
Skita [Skii(/a)ta] = (to) Shit

Translation:
Ouch poop, pee shit.


... and speaking of sheep jokes, this is the best commercial in years:

For Johan

Usually he's quite grumpy about all the stupidity in the world.

Today he couldn't stop smiling, even though he'd been up all night thinking about this great idea for our project-work in school.
He shined like a sun, enjoyed his coffee and talked about the old greeks.

Therefor Johan, this is your new self-image. Keep it with you at all times.

Let's Barack 'em!

Obama says that he's going to close Guantanamo Bay.

- The united states of america is not a country which practises torture.

Thank you.



I wonder what it's like for George W Bush to know that he's going down in history as one of the most violent, dumbest and meanest presidents ever.


Yesterday I thanked my lucky star that he wasn't president during the Cuba-crisis. He'd gone: "Let's nuke 'em!" and I or you wouldn't be here.

Note: In Swedish Barack is a house which contains many people. We usually use barack as a substitute for our ordinary buildings. They're practical, everyone fits and are able to satisfy their basic needs.

Bird-watching

I guess everyone at one point or another did something really strange in order to attract a mate.

• Being funny


• Having a cool car


• Big boobs


• Being intelligent

We might say that "I don't do what I do to impress anyone", but I'm a firm believer that everything starts there. With trying to impress.

If the result of what impresses people gives you satisfaction in other ways, that's merely a plus.

That's why birds mating rituals sums it all up so nicely.
The bird doesn't have a very abstract plan when he does what he does, he just wants to survive as best he can.
He's not that different from us. It's just that we have more means of methods.

However this bird is really creative about strutting his stuff.




(Now, doesn't he remind you of Usher, Michael or Justin?)

Shameless self-promotion!