Words From MySpace - Hit me with a line

"Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace."

Words From MySpace - Advice for the young at heart...

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...Keep it soft and tender.

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Tonight I'm all soft inside.
I've noticed I get that way when I see long time friends, it's like when in "Igby Goes Down" his Godfathers wife tells him "Igby... lovely to see you, I could eat you with a spoon".
That's the way I feel about seeing Ida, Henrik and Gen tonight (as well as Linnea and Johanna) I could just squeeze them to death - those people belonging to a complete other part of my life than the usual one.
(I believe curious minds can find the music via www.oklahomo.dk)

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Oh well.
This is the smartest thing I thought of today:
Today is the rest-day of my life.
That's it!

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I've also thought about these smart embryos of ingenuity that other people came up with....

- Oliver said (while on the subject of pornography) that those flicks also might have helped spice up peoples sexlife, adding another dimention to the subject.
I'll be the first to admit I've never thought about that aspect of it.

- There was also this woman on the morning news who had written a book on why the Soviet Union fell apart and she made a very good point in asking "Why didn't it fall apart for all those years?" - which if answerd and ponderd upon gives a good hint about the answer to the first question at hand.

Note to self:
When you wonder "Why" something is, always ask: "Why it isn't".

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I also decided that I actually don't belive that we ever landed on the moon.
Things just doesn't add up.
I've decided on this point of veiw after giving much thought to the following:

1. Why did US and A broadcast the whole event live on television?
If the landing would have been a total disaster, it woud have meant that they would have lost the entire war 'cause the Soviet Union had already had first man (and dog) in space, so for the Americans to win they had to beat that no matter what and beating meant something along the lines of landing on the moon....
(I'd also like to add that much of what happend at that time was a show-off, like the russians having bomb-atraps in their parades when they wanted show-off their guns.)

2. No one ever went back to the moon. Why?
The moon seams like a fairly pretty place to be - just ask the man himself.

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... And speaking of space, Sweden has our first man up there now. Today he lost his monkey wrench up there while space-walking and trying to fix something.
On the telly they wondered if it would fall down on us at some point?
But it'll just circulate around earth won't it?

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Words From MySpace - My real name could be Björn

I nearly collapsed yesterday and this morning when I thought about it I realized I really should have been Björn Dählie instead of myself.
If these passed couple of weeks would have been a 5 mile cross-country race I would have won Gold - collapsing on the other side of the finishing-line snivelling and sobbing all over the place.

I would also have worn a tight red body-suit.

Instead I won another medal. "Female rookie of the year".
I got it for my bowling this past season.
Actually it made me feel really proud - as if I really managed to accomplish something...

Just nu lyssnar : Ella Wishes You a Swinging Christmas [Remastered] Av Ella Fitzgerald

Words From MySpace - Moments like this

He (looking through his wallet): Do you ever go through your wallet and find all these phone numbers and wonder who the fuck gave it to you, cause you can't remember?

Me: Oh, so you're having one of those who-the-fuck-is-this-moments?

He: Yeah, definitely.

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And speaking of moments how about those times when you're walking down the street or the hallway and from a distance you see a person you know and need to say "Hello" to.
Isn't it hard coming up with the perfect timing for that "hello"?
And doesn't the time elapsing before and after the "hello" always feel awkward?
Moments-taking-amounts-of-skill-to-master.

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Words From MySpace - Doggy Style

Today Roxette celebrates 20 years as a band. I guess they are the only two celebrating.

Now, about that wooden dog (see previous blog)... Apparently some artist from a small Swedish city decided to decorate the roads by adding this piece of wooden dog and people enjoyed the sight of it so much that it became a trend, hence people are keeping themselves busy in their small cottages making more wooden dogs of their own - placing them everywhere.
I guess this is a sign of hope both for humankind and wooden dogs all over the world!

(If you know swedish you can read more about them here)

Words From MySpace - Somebody just pooped me

Somebody just pooped me

And so I went to Budapest to find out what life was like there. On my part it seemed pretty bizarre. Swirrling 36 C pools, retired NASA-men preforming in drag, some really lovely americans who told us that they had friends who believed that dinasours and humans excisted at the same time, some 3000 years ago.

I really enjoyed Budapest. Still, my cousin asked me: "How was Budapest compered to Prague? 'Cause we want to go somewhere, preferably with lots of christmas-feeling".
I adviced her to go to Prague, simply cause it's cozier. (smaller and perhaps less bizarre, as if christmas in itself isn't bizarre.)

Today was a crappy day, that's the price you pay for having fun. Which reminds me of these 3 ultimate truths about life I concluded some years ago.
Now, I won't go into them, all I can say is that I only could think of 3.
However I managed to bump into an old friend I haven't seen in quite some time, we had a quick coffee and then I went bowling.
I also saw this wooden dog wich made me go "???"

I'll correct any misspellings tomorrow, meanwhile you have to do with my ilitresy, illitrecie, illitracy... whatevah!

Just nu läser : Groucho and Me Av Groucho Marx

Benrik diaries - Various

My boss called this morning asking whether I was on my way or not.
I was on my way.
He's older than me and I'm full of respect.

This is the first tasking I've done in quite some time. Although I must confess I didn't even know I was tasking.
I haven't been into benrik for quite some time. I've been pre-occupied.
"Were you occupied before you were occupied?" as George Carlin would have wondered.
Is drinking coffee an occupation?

Although I'm trying to prepare myself for this market I'm participating in, in a couple of weeks time. That'll be fun.
And on Thursday I'm off for Budapest.
Anyone been there?
I'm thankful for tips on cool places to visit while there.

In other news I hear they've found another gun that might be the gun that killed Olof Palme (killed in 1986 and Sweden’s answer to the assassination of JFK).
Comment: The world is a very big place for things to go missing in.
I know cause I feel quite the same way about things in my own apartment and in some ways, sometimes, about myself.

Be good.